Sick of nagging? Don't know to get your sweetie to comply with simple requests? Try positive reinforcement in the form of gourmet Training Treats! We are pleased to offer four varieties.
We have training treats for Boyfriends - start early, ladies! We have Training Treats for New Husbands. Treat him like a king, but train him like a puppy. Now that you've found the perfect man, you want to keep him that way if you can. With training treats and lots of praise you'll be able to stand him for days and days! A tasty hard caramel candy!
Gourmet Training Treats for Husbands are for the husband with just one of two flaws ( does not work on major overhauls). Kinder than a swat on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, more effective than nagging. A delicious buttery toffee candy. We also have treats for good husbands - if they're behaving, reinforce the good stuff! (sorry, sold out)
Training Treats for Retired Husbands (Industrial Strength). For the retired husband with time on his hands, who's driving his wife crazy with all his demands, she won't have to nag to get him through this phase, just dole out the training treats for the first few days! (sorry, sold out)
Training Treats for New Dads are for the brand new dad in his grand new role. He's happy, but its taking it's toll when mom needs help and dad just doesn't know what to do! With training treats to show him the way, he might just turn out to be helpful one day!!
Unfortunately, we can't guarantee that these will work...but you can hope!
